Five Iron

During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.

Girl - "OMG fuck me now"

Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"

Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."

by urmomma42 January 7, 2006

Five 0

A police officer. Originally came form the T.V. series Hawaii Five 0.

The Five 0's right there you better slow down so you won't get a ticket.

by M1tch January 16, 2006

five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008

Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 20, 2006

five finger solo

a way of saying masturbating

Did you hear?... Frank was doing a five finger solo during english

by evan to the a and t October 13, 2006

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005

Five Points

A rough run down, area in Denver, used to be refered to as the "Harlem of the West" because of it was home to one of the largest African American population bases west of the Mississippi. It was originally a very safe and calm area where a lot of the days Jazz players and Blues musicians would stay going to the west coast, eventually the neighboorhood gave way to urban decay and neglect and became a drug and crime infested area during the 70s, 80s and early 90s. The Black Mayor Wellington Webb who was dubbed as "The Mayor of Five Points" made it his mission to clean up the nieghboorhood during the 90s and for the most part was sucsessful. More mexicans and white people have moved in but it still isn't a place you would want to just roam around in.

John - "Yea some sick bastard killed a toddler in Five Points"

Marvin - "Man Five Points stay loosing"

by Marvin 2 October 6, 2008