faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

Faces Off

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.

I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.

by MrKGB February 12, 2019

Farrah Faces

An ugly face that can be linked to the face that Farrah Abraham (from MTV's 16 and Pregnant) makes when she cries.

Mandi: "Why don't you want to cry?!"
Sam: "I really don't want to make those Farrah Faces!"

by shysammi July 18, 2011

stone faces

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.

Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.

by chindelly April 8, 2010

dueling faces

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.

"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."

by P-Money315 January 5, 2010

Fecebook

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.

Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?

by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010

faceslut

Individuals who have anyone they've ever met in their entire lives added as friends on their Facebook account, particularily members of the opposite sex.

"Did you see Bob's friends list on Facebook? He has like 700 friends. Wow, he's such a faceslut!"

by bellatrixia September 15, 2007