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doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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fecal foam

The foam that gets whipped up and builds up around the anus when giving anal sex to someone. Usually caused by the lube getting whipped into a foam and combining with the fecal matter.
I have to try another lube, this kind creates too much fecal foam.
by B.Ver January 31, 2005
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fecal gas

The really putrid gas that comes out of your ass after you have had one in the chamber too long. It is the gas that picks up extra stench because it has to work its way around a big old brown trout waiting to spawn freely.
Jesus Christ Tom - got some fecal gas or what? Think maybe you should take a dump and spare us from the next one!
by totpauly September 9, 2010
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Achieve Linear Feces

Dude you need to achieve linear feces
by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008
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feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."
"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"
by Eric Bot July 4, 2003
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fire at the feces

To shoot the shit; to hang around and talk about whatever comes up without any real purpose.
Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
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fecal nugget

a small piece of shit that is rather firm in nature but has been seperated from the log as a whole.
Anthony barely dodged the fecal nugget that was thrown in his direction by a shitbag inmate.
by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007
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