eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

by jpb103 October 8, 2016

Eye rapist

Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.

That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.

by Itz_someone October 24, 2018

eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

Eye Candy

Something that is incredibly pleasing to the eye.

Something that you just can't stop staring at.

I only watch football for the eye candy.

by MadMadMadx July 10, 2008