Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Eva film

Early 90's to late 2000's film, which poster has a white background with one or two characters on it and bright big red font. Usually, romantic comedies where the main characters are women and all the men are trash except the protagonist's love interest.

"Hey have you seen John Tucker Must Die?"
"Yeah that's such an Eva film"

by sammiewhammiedammie January 16, 2023

Eva deines

A very beautiful girl who belongs to Owen Lavigne

Eva deines is literally perfect I can’t believe Owen pulled her

by Tax beast August 23, 2021

Eva Loren

She is very scary but hopefully she won't throw a chair at you, be careful. JUST BE CAREFUL.

AAAAAAAH it's a rogue Eva Loren.

by Perry the potato September 21, 2020

eva what

the response to someone who says what ever...a way to always get the last word in a heated conversation

M- Whatever man
F- Eva What

by dadecounty305_cici April 21, 2007

Fav Eva

A "Fav Eva" is a person you cannot stand, they are typically annoying, extremely full of themselves and overall your worst enemy, but they do not know this, only you know this, because one always pretends to a be the "Fav Eva's" best friend, they will secretly despise them while being completely two-faced and pretending they love them...a VERY sarcastic term.

Jared: Hi Taylor! What you doing tonight?!?
Taylor: AH hey Jared! I'm not quite sure how about you?
Jared: Don't know yet...hit me up though I wanna see your face tonight.
Taylor: Oh I'll definitely give you a call!
(Jared leaves)
Taylor: Ew, just saw a fav eva.
Maddi: Who?!
Taylor: Jared..he told me to "hit him up"...what a fav eva.

by Blondewithabrain October 28, 2009

eva longoria

An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.

Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007