England

Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.

The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.

England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).

This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!

Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :

Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello

by Oglaigh na Eireann February 18, 2007

Engambryonic

Deeply lonely; moderately disturbed.

Person 1: Hey, what was up with Person 3 today?

Person 2: I guess he's a bit engambryonic.

by Raftery November 25, 2009

engagement chicken

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Englañol

First defined by Rose Nash in 1971 (not Lin Manuel Miranda), Englañol is the English spoken by Puerto Ricans. Englañol is characterized by false cognates, loan translations, and spelling pronunciations.

My father is from Puerto Rico, so his English is more of a Englañol.

by alexsthetic November 28, 2018

endgame

A paring which ends up together in a tv series.

Stiles and Malia from Teen Wolf are endgame, they had a strong connection since the day they met.

by iliyanalovesstalia August 7, 2019

Egganory

A story that has been made up to impress others

Some bird walked up to me in the saracensus head and stright asked me for my number......must be the creed

Reply: Edd that's got to be a egganory no way did that happen.

by Oldeggy November 18, 2019

England rugby team

Supposedly a shit team they actually turn out to be fucking decent

God damn I would love to be England rugby team

by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019