elmont memorial

The most ghetto school someone can attend. Most people there start fights and problems. Think they the shit. They aint nothing. Smoking and drinking in tht school is the top thing most people do

opionion on elmont memorial ?

People smoke and do bad shit in tht school

Really ?

Yes im happy ima leave tht school

by Hoesbelike0987 September 30, 2013

elmont

with the finest guys and the hottest boys you cant get no better then elmont! Elmont Memorial stand up! Spartans get em till da end!

guy 1:yo im from brooklyn
guy 2: brooklyn? fuck that im from queens!
elmont nigga: im from elmont respect dat!
guy 1 & 2:shit dat nigga from elmont!

by Street_Stunna555 May 5, 2005

elon

A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.

Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.

Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.

by Tubs Mcgee March 5, 2008

eleon-speak

A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.

"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."

by Jantis January 15, 2004

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

Elron

Elron: a name. Elron is also a train company in Estonia. If you name your child Elron it is in hope of someone running a train on them in later life.

His name was Elron. Elron had the Trump train run on him so often his asshole looked like an open jar of half empty vegemite.

by CivilWarForAll February 15, 2019

ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021