Crazy Eddy

A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man

"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"

"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"

"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Crazy Eddie

An alcoholic drink consisting of at least 1 shot of every hard liquor mixed with lemon juice.
*The drink is served with a chaser of lemon juice.
*The drink is intended to be slammed, rather then sipped

The boys each slammed a Crazy Eddie before heading out for the night.

by boarderjunkie May 9, 2006

Eddie munson

He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair

Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him

by Iloveeddiemunsonandjamiebower June 19, 2022

Eddie Izzard

For all you who don't speak French... thats fucking funny.

Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.

"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"

"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"

by 1337h4x0|2 November 7, 2004

frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

by Gimply August 24, 2003

eddie cahill

this really hot goalie in the movie miracle!! ooooo :-P you just sink into his blue eyes!!!!

eddie cahill plays the goalie(main characger) in the movie miracle.

by anonomous! December 9, 2004

Eddie and Columbia

The two wacky, lovable, and badass characters of the 1975 film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the play "The Rocky Horror Show".
-Eddie is a "low-down, cheap little punk" and an Ex-Delivery Boy who got mixed up with the wrong crowd; He ended up being part Dr. Frank N Furter's evil and maniacal plan: creating the perfect man.
-Columbia is a "regulay Franky fan" AKA:Groupie. She secretly had a love affair with Frank N Furter's science prisoner named Eddie. Their love is revealed during the song "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'N' Roll)"

Eddie and Columbia
Eddie's Debut and dance with Columbia ="Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'n' Roll)"

Eddie- Whoo! Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock 'n' Roll show
You climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Eddie (saxophone solo)

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along
It felt pretty good...Whoo!
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

(saxophone solo)

Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

by Big Mo Monster May 26, 2008