Emil

An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.

-I slapped that bitch Emil once.

by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020

Emil

Emil is one of the best guys in the world. His kindness and openness makes him to a person to be loved. Most of the time he is happy and relaxed, but sometimes even a boy like him needs a shoulder to lean on.

When you feel mad, go to Emil and talk to him.

by miketeira November 22, 2021

Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025

Emil

Emil Is The Of Guy With An Extra Large Penis(12 Inches) He Can Deadlift Ur Mum)
And Curl ur sisters boyfriends Dad)

Watch My Boy Emil Steal Ur Girl With His Sexyness and Strength

by I Got That 69 Inch Boiii December 1, 2019

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017

Emil

Emil is a nice european guy who loves to learn languages and to eat noodles. Hes smart but he calls himself stupid(hes not). Emil is not sus and he has a nice voice, he knows a little bitta guitar.

-Who is that guy over there?
-Well if it isn't Emil
-Hey Emil! Can you translate this for us?
Emil -Sure

by Ellothesmello December 7, 2021

Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019