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Wolf donkey

Ugly female but not limited to just females a man can be a wolf donkey also
Damn cuz, Did you see that wolf donkey looking bitch at the club last night?
by Youngknoxville November 1, 2016
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Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
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Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail
by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019
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Cronky donkey

by 2020 vision March 18, 2021
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Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018
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That’s so Donkey

When something is so legit or nostalgic that you think of the good old days when Shrek was in theaters.
Dude…they’re playing dragon ball z on Cartoon Network. That’s so Donkey.
by DeepGapeNine March 10, 2023
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big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.
by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003
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