Dumpling

A girl that cries at any time or no reason at all.

Friend: why's she crying again for no reason?
Me: yeah bro manna's a dumpling...wet doe.

by Lunatic Raj September 24, 2017

dumple

The small indentation immediately beside the anus. A dumper-dimple.

there was a small piece of tissue stuck in my dumple, but she took care of it.

by LemmeK March 1, 2013

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Dumple

Usually referred to as another name for shit

Wow that’s a load of DUMPLE!

by Ggits77 August 31, 2022