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Cabinated Driver

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009
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Crane driver

1.person that operates a crane.

2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.
Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!

Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver
by Axelned November 22, 2011
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pulse driver

This is a person that cannot maintain a steady pressure on the gas pedal in a car. Instead, they go on and off the accelerator repeatedly, causing a terrible experience for all passengers.
"No way, we're not driving with him. He's a pulse driver! It makes me nauseous!"
by Mill194 August 4, 2013
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.
At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.
by Sinh November 10, 2015
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bus driver wig

A short, cheap wig. Also called a "kitten-wig," it's essentially a brown version of an early 2000's short emo haircut.
"Did you see Shaniqua in that ugly ass Bus Driver wig?"
by poopoop i like poop April 2, 2019
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Flaming Pile Driver

Using hot sauce as lube during anal
Ay shawty wanna go back to my place i got some hot sauce n we can do the flaming pile driver
by BBOW December 20, 2008
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