Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

doom troopin

Black Label Society touring all over the world

We bought tickets to the Black Label show, so we are DOOM TROOPINMyrtle Beach!!

by fourthgenfan December 21, 2008

eyes of doom

derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes.

"yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other night"

by potch June 22, 2007

Fruit of the Doom

Another nickname for skidmarks in your pants.

Pull over, before I make some fruit of the doom

by Camden606 May 1, 2010

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

Doom Buggy

The show name given to Disney's OmniMover system, used in the Haunted Mansion rides in California and Florida.

Please keep your arms inside the Doom Buggy at all times.

by Brian The Mute October 16, 2008