Ms. Dodge

That old grumpy teacher that teaches Social studies and yells at everyone in her class if they are talking. She is fat also, has blonde hair, and brown eyes.

(By Payton Barnett)

Ms. Dodge can't stop eating her candy

by Payton_barnett2388 May 16, 2019

Cock Dodge

Avoiding sexual intercourse, a personal cock block

"Dude, that chick wants a piece of you"
"No wayyy man, COCK DODGE!"

by FartSniffProstitueAsassin November 12, 2009

Dodge Charger

Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.

Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Censor Dodge

Censor Dodge is a way to bypass blocked sites such as Youtube and Facebook at School or Work.

Friend: dude i cant get on facebook it says its banned man
Me: just do a Censor Dodge
Friend: eh what?
Me: Just go to CensorDodge.com and enter facebook.com

by RealBobz October 4, 2016

DOING THE DODGE

Also see DONE THE DODGE
Shirking your party responsibilities and leaving your fellow man behind. Leaving yourself open to attack and revenge!

'Hew! You DOING THE DODGE again?!.....LOSER!'

by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007

dodge mirrors

dodge mirrors is a game we play to avoid seeing a reflection of ourselves naked.

I have been playing dodge mirrors since I gained 10 pounds. Since turning 50 I have played dodge mirrors!

by phyllisw July 9, 2009

parry block dodge

Just parry, block or dodge.

A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"

by Shitposter69420 March 1, 2022