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Doctor Whooligan

A Doctor Whooligan or simply a Whooligan, is an extreme fan of the show "Doctor Who" and its protagonist.

Eventhough, the show itself has pitched "Whovian" as the official name for a fan of the show, Whooligan is muh more fitting, since most of us are a bit rambunctious about the whole thing! Allons-y
Raquel was strangely surprised to find out Koda was also a Doctor Whooligan.
by Soytugitana September 15, 2011
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Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.
"Man, John is such a dick doctor"
by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006
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Book Doctor

1. One who has received a Ph.D. in Literature or of a single language of the world. They are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a Ph.D. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.

2. One who gets his/her Ph.D. for the sole purpose of being called "Doctor."

3. Not a REAL Doctor
Student: Dr. Klekar, my testicles hurt.
Dr. Klekar: WHAT? Get out of my class!!
Student: but, but you're a doctor, and I need help!
Dr. Klekar: I'm just a book doctor!
by Joe25674 February 25, 2008
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jizz doctor

They guy who works in strip joints that have boths where men ejaculate. the doctor is the person who has to clean up the floors.
Perdo works his second job as a jizz doctor, he smells salty.
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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Plague Doctor

Alter ego of underground emcee 9th Scientist,

Plague doctors date back to the seventeenth century, during the epidemics of bubonic plague that swept western Europe, plague doctors (who exclusively treated the infected) took to wearing a very different kind of costume to protect them from the miasma, or “bad air”, then believed to carry disease. This fanciful-looking costume typically consisted of a head-to-toe leather or wax-canvas garment; large crystal glasses; and a long snout or bird beak, containing aromatic spices (such as camphor, mint, cloves, and myrrh), dried flowers (such as roses or carnations), or a vinegar sponge. The strong smells of these items — sometimes set aflame for added advantage — were meant to combat the contagious miasma that the costume itself could not protect against.

Plague doctors also carried, the scholar G. L. Townsend chronicles, a “wand with which to issue instructions”, such as ordering disease-stricken houses filled with spiders or toads “to absorb the air” and commanding the infected to inhale “bottled wind” or take urine baths, purgatives, or stimulants. These same wands were used to take a patient’s pulse, to remove his clothing, and also to ward off the infected when they came too close. (A potent tool for social distancing if ever there was one!)
Who are the plague doctors?
by 9th Scientist January 21, 2022
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doctor marmot

The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.
Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.
by Nick wilson June 11, 2006
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Soul Doctor

An individual with the ability to sooth other's souls just by being in a proximity to him/her. Soul Doctors are often found within very random people and places, due to their mysterious and enigmatic backgrounds. Similar to the dali llama, the ability to doctor souls has been proven to show budding signs at the relatively young age of 13 to 14 years. No one knows the factors that pre-determine the ability to doctor souls.

The first recorded incident of a soul doctor was somewhere around the years 2005-2006 A.D. Historical records lack his name, but many recovered eye-witness accounts tell modern historians that he was born somewhere within the confines of the United States of America. He was officially the first to receive a soul doctorate, and with that, the title of soul doctor. Records are few, and many do not date past the ancient year of 2007 B.C. Few Soul Doctors have been recorded since then, but modern day occurrences have been rising in numbers.

Many opposing historians believe Soul Doctors originated within the 1960's to 1970's A.D., but the theory is widely debated.
"Oh man, I just hungout with that guy Alex, now I feel so mellow..."
"Dude, that kid must be the next soul doctor!!"
by The Soul Chronicler October 30, 2008
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