diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

by Cliford September 25, 2005

Scuba Diving

When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.

Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.

by keyshawnnnnnnnnnnn January 24, 2017

Five dive

It's sorority slang for fisted.

Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.

by Funkywhitemonkey33 October 2, 2018

wiki-diving

perusing articles on the website Wikipedia, usually without realizing the amount of time spent, often jumping from article to article, following hyperlinks and covering a wide variety of topics

"I'm sorry I missed your call yesterday. I spent 3 hours wiki-diving and neglected to answer my phone."

by GBdB December 16, 2008

Dive Trash

Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.

Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"

Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Claire-Diving

It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.

Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."

by joydrop143 November 7, 2011

swan diving

When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.

My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.

by Mercy Marie April 10, 2014