long distance hug

Where you insert your own thumb into your rectum, then squeeze your ass cheeks together.

Why am I so sore today, oh ya that long distance hug.

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

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Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

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Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.

Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.

by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020

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Long Distance Relationship

Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.

Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."

You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."

Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."

You: "Yeah..."

by Krumplestumple March 27, 2010

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