Discord Mia

Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.

“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.

by anonymous December 31, 2020

Discord Baka

A Discord Baka is a retard on discord who can not comprehend Math, Privacy, Common Sense.

"Bro stop being a Discord Baka."

by AzathothOG June 3, 2021

Discord Mod

A absolute down bad fat no life clown bozo that spends 27 hours a day moderating his discord server

p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao

by Ryiu February 26, 2022

wiseman discord

hes a hottie with a big di#$ and has allot of game and also owns a hot server called EBXL

yo are you wiseman discord? ur hot

by ethannwth November 17, 2021

Discord Tag

A “Discord Tag” is what one uses to add someone on the app, Discord.

“Bro, what’s your discord tag? I wanna add you so we can talk!”
“My discord tag is {user}#{tag}!”
“Adding you right now! Accept my friend request!”

by reyuxe October 16, 2022

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Discord Ping

The sound you hear when you announce you're an E-Girl to a Discord Mod

I'm an E-Girl. Gets Multiple Discord Pings

by AarChan May 17, 2021