and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

by Non-Original Generic Name May 15, 2010

Diedration

Dying of hydration

George died of diedration.

by Adriana Rylli July 24, 2019

you died

Someone makes a phrase or does something completely bizerk or crazy

A husband tells a wife he's getting a prenumptual agreement after they been together for 10 years. The wife's response is "You died!!"

by topoftheline September 20, 2007

diced

to be on another level of intoxication; beyond the basic sliced & chopped, diced is a prime drunken state in which trap remixes of the Frozen soundtrack sound incredible

Ann: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Madison: Well we were just gonna get diced and jam to the trap version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman," wanna join?
Ann: Wow sure, that sounds great!!!

by alexag February 4, 2015

digestive system

See Drew Carey's digestive system

by Razukin December 2, 2002

diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009

diedelia

A term used to express hate towards the shit chef delia smith , now more commonly know as a comlpete wally on a popular Ipswich town football club website.
Usually a petrol station worker , they are known for adding ridiculous comments to other users threads. If this should occur just call him a mummys boy and a fight should follow

Approach carefully

I work in a petrol station
shut up mummys boy

by squiz July 13, 2004