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dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013
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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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Going/diving In Dick First

A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.
Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013
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your dick's in my dad's mouth

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
by millihenry November 8, 2018
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Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly
"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
by Average John April 3, 2015
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Dick pushed in

Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.
I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.
by DrCosmos24687 May 15, 2019
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Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself
Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
by Rice master December 8, 2016
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