denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 07, 2021

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Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.

Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit

by Denver Country Club December 12, 2018

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Denver Roundhouse

When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.

I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.

I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.

Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !

by GMo24 January 28, 2012

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Denver Hangover

What you get after a night of smoking really good weed.

I have a Denver Hangover from that dank kush we smoked last night.

by The Fred man September 20, 2019

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Denver, IA

A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.

I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.

by insanity2.0 February 11, 2011

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