commie dachshund

a large, fully engorged, raging hard-on, also affectionately referred to as 'red hot dog'.

hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.

by wamazon February 26, 2011

Darcy

To give someone a rather foppish,flappy and unconvincing beating to a foe.To speak confidently about one's abilities but not actually be able to back it up with any conviction.

He spoke of giving the fellow a damn good thrashing,but in the end could only succeed in giving him a Darcy!

by The Scotty Dog February 8, 2010

Darcy

A male hippy

Person 1: Eww what's that smell
Person 2: It's the Darcy in the corner over there

by crackers97 June 17, 2014

Darcy Mask

When someone sticks their head into a woman's vagina, causing the woman's gouch to rip.

Oh man I totally Darcy Masked this bitch. I am THE TAINT DESTROYER!

by daniel ulman March 13, 2008

darcey

a wart on someones bum that becomes itchy and sore

ow my darcey is annoying

by hong over November 7, 2007

dacho

dacho- desirable and macho

"man I am dacho"
"Woah, bax is so dacho"
"Powell is the most dacho guy ever"

by Der Kriegenator June 21, 2005

A Darcy

An Insane hyperactive messed up sex pest who frequently make's you question all your values in life. Not only is a Darcy perverted, it also involves losing all naievty in the sick twisted "inception" like mind games it plays. A Darcy will often suprise you with their charm, but don't be fooled by this, or you will get straddled!

"Those aren't mints in her pocket! What a Darcy!"
"I want something wetter than water!" = what a Darcy Comment.

by Ali.G November 22, 2011