CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

by Rabbit power February 28, 2019

funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

by dj shitdog October 24, 2007

Lehman Dump

When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.

Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!

Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.

by Birdman117 March 11, 2010

seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015

dump dash

When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself

Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there

by Wild-bill December 13, 2017

mean dump

A dump to be reckoned with.

A dump that outcompetes most normal dumps.

Jesus Christ I crapped an hour ago and it still stinks in here. That was one mean dump!

by MysterionMothaFukca July 7, 2010

Teflon Dump

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.

John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!

by ExitRamp June 4, 2004