Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

dialing

taken from the show dial m for murder, dial d is for devious. Can also refer having sex or trying to attempt sexual relations.

"That girl from last night was hot... oh yeah? did you to dial d"

"Hey whats up any dialing going on tonight?"

"What is up with your friends mechanic? He seems to be a bit of a dialer, Don't you think he is ripping you off?"

"Well I got dialed upon last night, my (friend) was going to pick me up but ended up being a dialer and I got dialed upon"

by DJ Talal December 7, 2006

drunk dialing

A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke

Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months

by nego October 7, 2006

dicking

when some body is fucking with you

damn it kyle stop dicking with me

by bob fish February 18, 2010

dirty dicking

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.

I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.

by Necro-File January 8, 2006

dickering

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.

by impermanence August 1, 2008

dickaliciouse

something that is sweeter/or as sweet as the wonderful thing dick.

Maegan and Aubrey ate the most dickaliciouse cake today at Matt's house.

I dont know why Kyle finds poop so dickaliciouse

by Meg&Aubo June 25, 2009