Degah

Same meaning as Digga, but only cool people use it.

Degahm, willst du mich ficken?

by Teryks December 23, 2019

the deaf audience

it's when during sex, you put your both hands into your partners ass and start to clap.

"i came last night when John showed me the deaf audience."

by Julliette23 March 12, 2009

Gender Deafness

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

by Consonance Take Two September 15, 2019

deaf elephant

An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty

I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant

by S.Taha Ghorayshie December 9, 2008

Deaf Davis

to rub ones ballsack on the phone receptical so the person on the other end can hear it

"omg I totally gave Aaron a Deaf Davis!"

by coreydm676 February 28, 2010

dejafuck

being intimate with someone who you were intimate with in the past

last night i had dejafuck with johnny

by **j*enna** April 26, 2004

Degan

A fucking idiot who copies people's words and drives an accord

Joe is a fucking Degan

by Joeisadegan September 8, 2016