Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle

The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping

by Defiweirs December 2, 2023

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Damn & Dam

Dam:

a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem

I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.

Normally used to emphasise something

Random ginger: I’m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem

Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/

Educated person: Damn & Dam

IS DIFFERENT

by Dragoooon_xjt November 27, 2023

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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

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