costasize

The watering-down of sports broadcasts with human interest crap. Named for Bob Costas, the NBC sportscaster who has singlehandedly reduced the sports content of US Olympic broadcasts by 50%.

I wanted to watch some downhill skiing, but they Costasized the whole thing and only showed two skiers.

by jPod September 9, 2008

costarring

Present participant of costar

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved.

The verb of having a friend with benefits

From the spanish root acostarnos, translates to "lets have sex"

Ilana and I are costarring

by Gabriel Martin April 6, 2013

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.

That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

by Crustation of the Nation August 8, 2020

matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

castaneda

to be weird yet sexy to the other sex in all ways and to have a large penis or to know how to make any man cum in less than 20 seconds a person that you would consider having sex with but would need a friend to tell you to have sex with the "castaneda"

that guy/chick is so castaneda, would you do him/her?
i kinda want to do that castaneda

by anime 86 June 13, 2008

tongue custard

Semen, named for it's appearance on someone's tongue.

The bitch was sucking my dick, so I blew her some tongue custard.

by Bobby Brutality December 9, 2008

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005