Edward Cullen

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!

Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-

by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010

Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.

It's the Cullen Curse again!

by TC February 4, 2004

Chullet

A chinese person with a mullet hair style.

I went to China town and every other women was sporting a chullet.

by mulletbike March 13, 2009

Edward Cullen

A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.

fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.

randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.

by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010

chicken cutlet

Usually a summertime move, while having sex on a beach, the man busts a nut on his girl's face then procedes to grab her by the back of the head and shove her face in the sand and "breading" it like a chicken cutlet.

Mike was pissed at his girl for fucking his brother so after fucking her one last time on the beach, he gave her a chicken cutlet.

by Paulieg January 4, 2007

Edward Cullen

1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.

2. Exclamation of disgust.

1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.

2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!

by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009

cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis

by wordlover81 February 7, 2010