Cryliner

The undesired effect of the mixture of tears and eyliner; cryliner can be spotted in most American bars near last call when emotions get spotty due to excessive alcohol comsuption. Cryliner has also been noted on hit reality T.V. shows and at drag preformances.

That girl really had on her cryliner while fighting with her man at the club lastnight!

by Uncle Spill March 5, 2011

Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012

Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.

My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.

by Prestonblue September 5, 2013

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

cryshona

A crazy girl from Roswell Georgia, who is currently attending Haynes bridge middle school and is currently 14 and born in 2002. And is really pretty.

Cryshona looks very good

by Dab on nem March 13, 2017

crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.

Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017