jia cruz is an extremely famous tik toker! she is the best tik rocker out there! she makes nice videos! #jiasupremacy
by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021
Get the gia cruzmug. If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Hey, Senator Ted Cruzmug. A kid who loves to grab dicks and always thinks of himself highly. Wears long socks in the summer and works at the hub full of husbands.
by PurpleReign June 10, 2016
Get the ervin cruzmug. Cruz is a very rude friend who loves video games but will still make you laugh he is also a very cute guy if your a girl he will not answer your texts
I love Cruz as my best friend
by @ me only me May 25, 2019
Get the Cruzmug. Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018
Get the ICE CRUZmug. I think I'm going to Cruz to the mountains this weekend and escape the Snowmaggdeon in Denver this weekend.
by oubit12 March 12, 2021
Get the Cruzmug. (n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
by arf79 June 6, 2024
Get the Ted Cruz hiremug.