crusties

When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)

He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"

by fritz69 May 29, 2007

crusting

when you drink so much you get a alchohol crust around your mouth

wow man i must have been hammered last night, i woke up with a crusting

by trunkface January 4, 2006

Chustin

Chaz Somers (JB's friend) + Justin Bieber= Chustin

Jelena is just a cover up and Chustin is real! They even slept together! :O

Jelena fan: Chaz is such a bitch and Justin's such a cheater
Belieber: Chaz is a good boy and who cares if Justin's cheating on Selena! He'd rather be with Chaz! Team Chustin!

by ChustinFan August 20, 2011

Uterus Crushing

Sex with a girl under the age of 13.

Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing

by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010

cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012

Crushing

The act of crushing another person; as in, to call someone's name from a hidden or obscure location, watching in amusement as they look around to see who called their name, and laugh at their stupidity when they don't figure it out. Derived from "crushing" someone's ego.

-Hey John!
-*John turns around multiple times, and continues walking*
-John, that was me...I just crushed you.
-Aw, you're so good at crushing me every time.

by KShelton January 28, 2009

Crushing face

The act of winning, usually multiple times in a row. Often in the context of a videogame.

Wow, I am really crushing face at Starcraft today. I just got promoted!

Rich crushes face at online scrabble. He never loses.

by Yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso April 8, 2012