Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020

Crunchy

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020

crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.

Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.

by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

Crunchy Ed

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 May 2, 2014