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sea cruise

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.
by !JayAm! December 10, 2016
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cooler cruising

When a group of under aged civilians don't have alcohol and don't have a way to get booze, so they go searching through random peoples coolers to find the "Liquid Gold".
Aye bro! Let's go do some clownery and go cooler cruising to get drunk.
by Raging Rhombus March 30, 2016
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Cruise single

When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.
by Dhskbbdk June 2, 2018
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Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.
John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."
by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018
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cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.
Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017
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cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.
Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."
by Cardi B. September 14, 2017
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cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack
That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .
by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017
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