cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.

"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."

by Yellowbell September 21, 2007

box cruising

The act of cruising around your locality in a car, looking for cardboard boxes disposed of by local businesses. Typically for the purpose of moving.

I want to pack my stuff up, but I have to go box cruising before I have anything to put it in.

by dirtforsirman May 10, 2010

cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017

canine cruising

canine cruising

Susan had a part time job walking dogs, or as we say in the business "canine cruising".

by J. M. Kiter July 29, 2023

Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017