CRAPASM

the euphoric feeling you get following a good shit.

"man, i gotta go drop a deuce."
"gross, dude. thanks for sharing."
........
"that felt so good. i think i just had a crapasm"

by becca711 April 8, 2008

crappens

Crap happens. Crappens is a blend of crap and happens and is more indifferent, lazy and quicker to say than "shit happens". Crappens has the added bonus of making the listener ask you what you said which usually pulls them out of their whine.

Whiner: Oh man, I can't believe blah, blah blah...
Disinterested listener: Meh, crappens.

by Vidiette October 4, 2008

Crappit

1.Referring to the quality of one

2.Turd

3.Expression

4. Freak (knappy Headed)

1.There are a few crappits over there. Steer Clear Of Them.

2."the toliet is backed up; there are 4 crappits in there, so be careful."

3. "*^&% this stupid Bill Gates, Crappit!"

4. "Get away from me, you crappit! How'd you do your hair this morining, with a weed-eater?"

by posterboard October 14, 2008

crappin a fat boy

your pooping a lot

Jill: Hey what are you up to?
Tom: Oh, nothing, just crappin a fat boy.
Jill: ew.

by chipmunkylunky June 3, 2009

Cramps

Imagine somebody taped three cements blocks together then add added four bricks, then place that of your stomach and then an elephant sat on this blocks and gorillas are ripping your insides open and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:What
Also me: AHSHHAHSHSHDHND
Period: sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015