crank call

a type of prank call where the person is old enough to have better ways of entertaining himself, or is motivated by pathology of some sort.

Crank calls aren't funny, and usually they're intended to be scary-- or antagonize in some way.

This stalker started to crank call me...

by Little Di May 17, 2014

crank dat

The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.

"I'm have no mind! I'm going to crank dat!"

by offbdway November 16, 2007

crank call

A hostile telephone call (from a crank)

Take a break from making crank calls.

by Phrodu June 22, 2004

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

crank fuckin'

1. fucking in a ridiculous fast manner.
2. fucking as seen in the movie, Crank.

Boy: Sweetie, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!

by Jilly Filly October 13, 2008

Crank Yankers

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003