a type of prank call where the person is old enough to have better ways of entertaining himself, or is motivated by pathology of some sort.
Crank calls aren't funny, and usually they're intended to be scary-- or antagonize in some way.
Crank calls aren't funny, and usually they're intended to be scary-- or antagonize in some way.
by Little Di May 17, 2014
The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.
by offbdway October 29, 2007
by Phrodu June 22, 2004
(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007
Boy: Sweetie, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!
by Jilly Filly August 19, 2008
*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
by Lily Lighting August 12, 2003