Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019

fifth cousin

Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild.

My fifth cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019

Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019

Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 8, 2017