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The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!
by Seraph151 January 6, 2019
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corning

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.
"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."
by Daviedoo December 5, 2009
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Second Coming of Christ

Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.
by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009
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Corning

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.
I was corning Marcel's asshole.
by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007
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didn't see that coming

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."
Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."
by idiot *trademark* August 8, 2018
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coming

Having a rapturous moment.
"Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than He, for I'm coming."
by Kev Corwin February 25, 2008
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coming back

When a formerly homosexual (rather male) start dating and sleeping with a member of the opposite text, stopping meanwhile sleeping with any member of the same sex, without passing throught any religeous conversion/psycological camp.
A - Wasn't Gaylord gay?
B - Well, he was, but he started fucking Anna, and they're doing pretty well.
A - Did he go to some psycological camp?
B - Not at all. It happened like that.
A - Ah, i see, he did a coming back.
by AlbaricoqueBCD December 4, 2013
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