That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008
Get the cooter canyonmug. "Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
Get the Cooter goudamug. Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018
Get the cooter hairsmug. by S K R February 4, 2009
Get the cooter snootmug. A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016
Get the cooter coolermug. A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
Get the Cooter Killermug. When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.
by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012
Get the Cooter Cockermug.