cooter canyon

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008

Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 07, 2015

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Cooter Block

When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.

Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.

by smxkinsxdnes February 29, 2020

cooter snoot

someone who sniffs or snoops around the va jay-jay region

(use in sentences in place for nicknames)
"Hey! What's up cooter snoot?"

by S K R February 04, 2009

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 12, 2019