[Cooter] Heartbeat (CH) 

When a girls cooter gets a pulse after she sees something she is attracted to.

"oh my gosh that guy gave me a strong case of Cooter Heartbeat (CH)"

[Cooter] Heartbeat (CH) by MSEA July 26, 2017

cooter haulin' 

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

cooter haulin' by weyus July 26, 2018

Cooter toot 

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”

Cooter toot by The salty underdog November 1, 2018

cooter hairs 

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

cooter hairs by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

cooter valley by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

Cooter Block 

When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.

Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.

Cooter Block by smxkinsxdnes February 28, 2020

cooter smacker 

I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER

Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker

cooter smacker by Bobert099 October 19, 2020