mechanical conversation

A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.
"Nice day, huh?" - man 1

"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2

"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1

Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')

{awkward silence}

"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1

later

"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2

"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
by Chubby Raincloud April 12, 2007
Get the mechanical conversation mug.

Conversational Probe

when your doctor gets chatty during a prostate exam
Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"
by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021
Get the Conversational Probe mug.

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.
That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!
by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016
Get the Conversation top mug.

Conversation plough

To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation
Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!

*silence*

Person: Conversation plough?

Room: yeah.
by Agarag March 29, 2009
Get the Conversation plough mug.

conversational sponge

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes
Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!
by iwinalot7 February 10, 2015
Get the conversational sponge mug.

Conversation Napalm

A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.

Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
by WordSmithDave October 09, 2013
Get the Conversation Napalm mug.

conversational drift

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
by Fano Boss January 19, 2012
Get the conversational drift mug.