When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
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One of the freakiest people you will meet
you not gone want to leave a contelius they’ll always love you
If they want the pussy they will get it
Not the best looking but will take your girlfriend
And not regret it
you not gone want to leave a contelius they’ll always love you
If they want the pussy they will get it
Not the best looking but will take your girlfriend
And not regret it
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