Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 22, 2007

Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency

Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus

by mrgg December 22, 2010

Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.

Your Comp Stache is glorious!

by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011