he's a dipshit that looks like a toe nail but you love him because he sends you nudes of all the hottest girls he sucks in bed and lasts two seconds in bed and only has a millimetre peter but he's a legit guy and has your back when you need him
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Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
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