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colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
by people's champ01 September 30, 2011
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Colin Powell

A man who was wrongfully screwed by the Bush administration, a man who should have been on top of the world, a man who was once voted as the most popluar (and favorite) American politician.
by full time college student December 18, 2005
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Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.
"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."
by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010
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wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.
R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.
by Agiriga April 25, 2008
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coliseum

sometimes you just have one too many friends to visit the effiel tower soo you venture on over to rome and form a coliseum with just one gladiator (the female) in the middle with many opponents of different size and skill.
Derek and I were planning a trip to Paris to visit the Effiel Tower but then Nick and his Buddies showed up soo we had to go to Rome to visit the Coliseum instead.

Derek: How would you like to make a trip to the Effiel Tower?
Maggie: I have already been to the Effiel Tower I heard the Coliseum is nicer this time of year

I have been to Paris and seen the Effiel Tower next stop is Rome to visit the Coliseum
by Ian, Nick and Derek January 20, 2009
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colin

Usually male who suffers from greats amount of stress from the continuous mispronunciation of the name, and often referred to the second to last part of the digestive system: COLON.
Name often chosen for very pale Caucasians who end up looking like shrimp first time out in the sun every summer.
Hey Colin, dude, i think you need some sunscreen.
by cockgobbler1 December 14, 2008
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colin

usually an irish/asian guy who hides his true feelings. His love for someone is very complex. He may love a certain person, but another close person even more without showing any emotion towards that person.
colin has always wanted to be with Teresea, but secretely with Gessie.
by Sarah December 13, 2004
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