Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008

Colbernello

A word used to describe the secret man love between Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello.

"Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello look for any excuse to get gay together on television."
"I know, Colbernello is wonderful."
"Agreed, let us watch Down in the Basement now."

by Buddha Stalin's chronic June 17, 2008

Colbert Snack

A snack named after Stephen Colbert. It consists of a small amount of whipped cream pressed lightly between two original flavor Pringles.

"Dude, did you see the Colbert Report yesterday?"

"Oh yeah. I've never seen anyone mix whipped cream and Pringles before."

"It looks delicious. I'm gonna make myself a Colbert Snack right now."

by The Anonymous ArAB March 30, 2010

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

colby

Colby's are very good kissers too!!!!<3

when is Colby going to ask me out????

by ColbysKindaSortaGirlFriend,MnM November 6, 2017

Colbie

She is a very good Christian queen and is a super good example. She is obsessed with coffee for some reason when shes literally like a teenager. AnYways she always giving very much airhead vibes and laughing at a joke that she made but its usually really funny for no reason. She is a good Disciple and would rock a pair of jesus sandals because she gotta pull out the no sinner sandals like a basic white gorl. Also obsessed with saying zont do it and NAR. She usually is always stressing about somethin so you just gotta watch her take an anxiety quiz for the 50th time. all jokes aside she is the QUEEN rat and we love her period.

Hey COLBIE

NArrrrRRRR

by katWa October 28, 2021

Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

by Gollum May 25, 2006