A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
by Big Booty Bear🍑🍑🍑 September 12, 2019
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Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023
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Will you use your new cocker in the next game?
No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
by Hi January 4, 2004
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Get the Cockerdoodle mug.My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
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My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
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