Chunky cobra snizz 

A labia that is thick and protrudes from the vaginal lips. It also may wrap around in a circular motion.

Sal: Yo, I fucked this bitch last night that was straight sprortin' a chunky cobra snizz.

Chunky cobra snizz by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

Sneezing Cobra 

This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!

Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!

Sneezing Cobra by Nick Pounded February 17, 2008

angry cobra 

When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.

ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.

angry cobra by shooooteh October 26, 2004

brown cobra 

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

brown cobra by Noobles February 1, 2009

mustang king cobra 

a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.

when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.

mustang king cobra by laspina jr September 8, 2005

king cobra 

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.

I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.

king cobra by spitting cobra June 28, 2009

big ass fuckin cobra 

A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.

A big ass fuckin cobra just stole my taco wat a bitchass.

big ass fuckin cobra by Dingojones September 1, 2008